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| May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty |
| Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal's father shoul have his own Bar. |
| Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects |
| It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
| A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH. |
| Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! |
| Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys. |
| A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?' He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.' |
| Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. |
| Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool. |
| Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW ! |
| I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill !!! |
| Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left. |
| Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid! |
| Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend. |
| Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences. |
| A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad. |
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